Why should mathematicians avoid flying ?
This may happen to you too .....
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of…
Flight attendant: The pilots are arguing about whether there are as many irrational numbers as rational numbers.
Me: Okay. I’m here.
(Based on a Tweet by @LongFormMath, Jay Cummings, 2021-09-28)